I've developed a malfunction lately, and it apparent I've been noticed; I was working in the kitchen halfway when the Chef walked up to me with an unusually friendly smile and said, "Ey, Max how are you?"
"Erm, I'm good Chef, thank you very much." I said, trying my best not to look disturbed. I mean, there's always a catch when he comes to you in such manners.
"I saw you walking around the streets today you know? You didn't come back to rest, you were talking to yourself know? I saw you." The Chef said, looking extremely amused. "Are you okay Max?"
At that point of time, I sort of freaked out. Oh f**k! Just when I didn't want to be seen. I gave my best blur look and said, "Yes Chef I'm okay thank you."
"You really okay Max? I thought something wrong with you know? Why? Why you talk to yourself hmm?" The Chef queried.
"Oh, I er talk to myself because there's no one to talk to so I just talk to myself." I replied.
"You should go out with the guys know? You never go out with them?" The Chef persisted, still looking amused.
"Yes Chef, yah I did for lunch just now."
"You you okay a not? You should carry a earphone know?" The Chef suggested, pointing to his right ear. "Cause people will think you talking on the phone, I thought you were talking on the phone but I didn't see a earphone know? You were talking to yourself."
"I thought something wrong with you know?" The Chef repeated.
Still looking blur, I simply smiled and said. "Alright, yes Chef."
After a while, the Chef smiled back then turned around to talk to someone else.
Oh f**k, I thought. Was I seriously that obvious? Yes I know I'm a little dysfunctional, or to be precise I've been abnormal since I was a kid but I didn't think I was too obvious. Yes, looks like I'm talking to myself again but who am I to blame?
A - I don't have friends who are free for little chit chats as though they've nothing better to do with their time.
B - It the only mean to keep myself occupied while I'm alone.
Yes, I am fast becoming senile, so sue me.
lol its kinda healthy to talk to one self according to a research by readers' digest! tell your chef tt! i talk to myself at times too, like when im at a coffee shop choosing what to eat =X
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Nevermind, I can't be bothered with him actually. He can say whatever he wants, at the end of the day I'd still throw it out the door.
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