Happy Single?

A penny for a thought... I can't say I love being single but I've just discovered the magic of being a bachelor, and what's not to like about it right?

I'm single, uncommitted. Sure I might not be getting any dates at all, but that also means I get to hang out with myself. I don't need to wait for anyone or compromise with anyone. I enjoy my own company, no arguements, no disagreements, no worries. If I get to date some hot chick, or dump the idea of dating at all, or even go serial dating, who's to blame me? I get to be a jerk because I have options laid out before me. Nothing bad about that, I get to look at a massive list of candidates.

Being a bachelor means I get to spend and splurge on myself. I don't need to be spending money on another girl, who may not even reciprocrate my feelings. I get to choose who I want to spend on and who I should spend on. I'm single, sure. That means I get to practice my craft until I perfect it, so I'm naturally not afraid of rejections. I move on from one target to the next until I score.

Being on my own means nobody's gonna start nagging at me(asides from mom) when I'm out partying at night dunking down glasses of wine and beer and whatever. I get to travel, anywhere and everywhere, no strings attached, I get to focus on my job and move up the ladder without anyone complaining that I don't spare time for them.

Ultimately, I'm single and if I'm not enjoying myself then I'm just wasting my life.